Thursday, June 02, 2005
Yes... the much awaited update of my blog... I'm sure some of you are complaining already but haven't had the chance to tell me my blog collecting cobwebs already... hehehe
7th-8th May 2005Not bad... just going about my business in church and slacking my arse off... oh yes... most probably found a job at the clinic my Aunt is working at... Some women's health clinic... Somehow my Aunt impressed the Doctor that I was a Male Nurse and he wanted to meet me and most likely give me a job... not bad huh? Don't even need to meet the fella and he's already impressed with me... hehehe
Clinic Name...
9th May 2005
Went down to Paragon after doing my Uni applications... Somehow something has changed my mind about going to the
Gold Coast Campus... Although it next to Surfers Paradise, there is NO campus accommadations and renting is so freaking expensive there... SO... I decided on changing my campus to the
NATHAN Campus which is located next to Uni Queensland and in the city center... they have campus accommodations and it's near a Hospital and a catholic church... yay!!
Yes at Paragon... went to the clinic and met the Doctor... very nice guy... gave ajob at his new Wellness SPA directly above his clinic... oh well... anything is better than nothing... Got introduced to the others working there... it's like so family... All so playful like brothers and sisters...
Hydro-SPA... Looks so innocent!
You must be asking what SPA is it? Some Jean Yip thing issit? NO!! I kid you not when I say it's a Colonic Health SPA... Basically you ly down on this reclining toilet bowl, the Therapists (me) will gently shove a sterile tube up your arse, then the Therapist (
me) will flip a switch and about 12 gallons of distilled, deionised water will constantly flow into your COLON and up your LARGE INTESTINES cleaning it with a slight uncomfortable feel (
bad stomach cramps) till you relax and PASS MOTION... Accordingly it's totally safe and very popular in Hongkong and European countries... YEAH RIGHT!!...
10th May 2005I'd say the first day of work... and on job training... came in at around 10am... then checked the appointment book and YAY!! NO MALE CUSTOMERS!!... means no need to do work... just sit down and slack and look pretty...
(Stop saying that it sounds gay!! You're just being jealous!)There's only 1 other Male Therapist... He explained to me that the machine was called
'THE TOWER' and it IS the Rolls Roise of all toilet bowls... Then he took me into a room and showed me how
'THE TOWER' worked and how to prep the machine... then after everything, just as I was about to walk out, he told me to take my pants off and get onto
'THE TOWER', stating that if I don't go through it, i cannot really explain how it feels and what to expect to first time clients... A super shock to me, but he's got a point, so I asked for privacy and did it myself... So in a sense, I took my anal viginity when I put that tube up my arse...
(okay enough laughing already!!) I must say that it was a very weird experience... All I can say is that if ever you go through it, make sure that there's someone to drive you home, cause it saps your energy like nobodies business... The whole thing took about an hour and after that you're supposed to drink a warm cup ginger tea and ingest 2 pills containing GOOD BACTERIA to replace those that had been washed out... Then I went for lunch with my Aunt and came back all nauseous...
Back at the SPA, since there wasn't any MALE clients, He told me to be HIS Therapist and do the procedure on HIM... reversal of roles...
(This entry has alot of GAY contexts!! If any of you are offended in any way, WHY?! NOT HAPPY DON'T READ LAH!!) Was at the counter outside while he got ready inside, then I caught a glimsp of how much 1 session cost... $150!! WAH LAU!! $150 to come pass motion and be merry?! Clever I don't think so!! Oh well, ended my day by meeting up with my dear sweet Caryn at Esplanade... Strolled about in the park before we both went home... still feel weird after today's experience... sigh...
11th May 2005Left for work a little earlier so that I could get some breakfast... Got a strange call from my Aunt and she met me at the lift lobby where she asked me to accompany her for a smoke... There she explained to me that the Clinic was in a financial rut and that the Doctor couldn't afford to employ me and even give me any allowance for working there... SO I went met up with the Doctor, gave him my thanks and left for home... hahaha so farney... Work and can't get paid... oh well... It was an experience to say the least... I always say that if you don't experience things, how can you say for sure you don't like it? I can say for sure that I will NEVER go for something like that ever in my life again...
12th-17th May 2005
Boring... slacking... hang out with my bro... it's just a blur to me to actually slack THAT much... heheehehehehehehehehehahhahahahahahahaha
Oh yes, on the 15th, I went to the Aloha Chalets at Pasir Ris to celebrate my nephew, Ian's birthday... he's so cute... Steal all the attention form me... hmpt... hahah but it's okie... need to pass on the torch sometime.. plus he's like only 2ish and he's a bigger camera slut than me... hahahah Love him so much... hehhehe
Birthday Boy IAN!!!
Birthday Cake!
Personalised License Plate
Birthday Boy cutting the cake...
Ian and Dad and some other little girl from dunno where
The Raja Family: Ee Carmen (Grandma), Che Che Yvonne (Mum), Uncle James (Grandpa), Niah Adrian (Uncle) & of cos Birthday Boy Ian...
18th-19th May 2005Travelled to JP and did some shopping with Caryn for tonight's party... Nothing too fancy or wild... just a small gathering of friends... Got to her house in the afternoon and her sister, Chrystal and friends were there doing some school project... something to do with a egg and how they make it float gently to the ground from drop of 4-5 stories... Scary bunch... I didn't do anything to help them out at all... All I did was crap out and was sprouting rubbish and suddenly they refer to me as their "hero"... hahahah farney... According to Chrystal, her whole level is talking about me... scary....
The party was quite fun... we just hung out watching "American Pie", then I stayed over till the next morning then went home... FUN FUN FUN... Looking forward to the next time I can do that again...
Got home and stoned... slept for about dunno how long, then my bro call me to go out... In the end, I found myself starting work with "TOY FACTORY".. heheh cool bananas!!
In the evening, 9.50pm at PLAZA SINGAPURA... STARWARS EPISODE 3 - REVENGE OF THE SITH!!!!!! YAY!! Watched it with quite a big group of friends... new and old ones... so fun... I really enjoyed the show, however after teh show it was quite wierd... My bro was tempremental, maybe it was the time... it was kinda late and everyone was tired...
21st May 2005Yesterday the 20th was a day of recovery, so I'm not bothering to blog it down...
Yes so... Saturday... Woo Hoo!! Choir... Brought Caryn for mass, since she wanted to experience a mass... Although she didn't understand anything that was happening, and felt a little bored, i promised to explain it to her... hehee Hung out with her after mass then, met up with Gus, Mel and gang for "STARWARS EPISODE 3" Yes I watched it again... hahaha And no I didn't feel bored with the show... hahaha
22th-27th May 2005 (25th no rehearsal)
SPIRITS
Have been working on "SPIRITS" the production done by TOY FACTORY, which is the opening show for the SINGAPORE ARTS FESTIVAL... cool... however, it's CHINESE OPERA... yes you read correctly CHINESE OPERA... for those of you who know me, I SUCK at CHINESE, so why in the freaking world would I be doing a theater production of CHINESE OPERA... well, I'm a projectionist, so I project visual images to facilitate the visual spectical of the production... It's tiring, but fun cause everyone around become somewhat screwy and funny things start happening... hehehe plus all I have to do is sit down, and click on the different videos prepared by the video designer... such a slack job... I love it...
One of the SPIRITS!!!
One of the PROPS made for the show... all done with peacock feathers...
28th May 2005Church, difference was that I was catoring... yes I was cantoring again... I had a little more confidence, however I screwed up so badly... I started off very nicely, impressing some friends, then it all went downhill from there... sheesh... All I'm gonna say is that it was bad... I was so depressed after mass... I didn't do the composition and the composer justice by screwing up so badly... sigh... Felt so depressed, I just seem to not have the confidence to cantor anymore...
Learnt a new 'Glory to God' it's so nice... the Tenor parts are espicially nice... Don't mind this song getting stuck in my head...
29th May 2005
Full dress rehearsal... still got nothing much to do but get familar with the cues given to me... So it was quite slack for me... the rest were like running around getting the actors aka
'hua tans' and
'wu shengs' ready... SO far all the rehearsals have been at the 'Hua Chong Alumni'... Somehow I think we trashed the place and have made enemies of the canteen waitress... heheh
Hua Chong Horse!!
This is the sculpture of a horse found on the hill overlooking the stadium at Hua Chong... Does it loo like a horse to you?
Well after the rehearsal ended, it was a frantic dash to pack everything up to 'bump in' to VT (Victoria Theater)...
30th May - 2nd June 2005'Bump in' to VT... What can I say about 'bump in'... It was a learning experience... I learnt abou tthe different working styles of everyone... Working with my bro, I realised that he stresses himself to the point he forgets that those around him have feelings... He isn't bothered about people's feelings and hurts them constantly, but because of the show, everyone just tries not to think about it...
I got the brunt of everything from him... he shouted and screamed at me, screamed profaneties constantly, to the point I almost walked out... It was so difficult to understand why he was the way he was, and how I'd work around him... So I just concerntrated on helping everyone else and occasionally helped him with wiring... No word of thanks or appreciation for my help... just expectations... Lucky for me, Caryn was around, otherwise I'd just not know who to turn to... My working style and his is in such direct conflict with one another, I think it's gonna be sometime before I actually consider working with him again...
I know... such bad reviews of my bro... He does still take care of me in some ways... must try to filter he's unnecessary behaviour and see his good older brother side... difficult but do-able...
tony82
11:01 PM
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